Score: 4

"lacking a bit"

submission: Impossible Quiz Trib. V2

date: May 20, 2008

it's a cute tribute lacking in some ways. some of the stuff you did was alright, but a lot of the stuff is unclear to the average taker. Some of it is material where you have to be familiar with a topic, and in other cases, it's just not clear what you want the player to do. The graphics aren't as nice as the two impossible quizzes, but for a tribute, they suffice. Frankly, if I didn't have the walkthrough you put up, I couldn't have made it past number 11, which is a perfect example of requiring knowledge of something really out there and that you can't expect everyone to know. The evolve one is past pointless, simply by virtue of the fact that i have to still click go after the thing is evolved. and number 18 has no clear end. so how exactly am I supposed to know where to stop after I've right clicked over every spot? I gave you 2/5 and 4/10 for trying and making some of the questions fun, but most of them are either too vague or pale imitations of things we've already seen in the first to impossible quizzes.

Score: 4

"good points and bad"

submission: Head's Rush

date: May 20, 2008

I liked the graphics, but this is morbid, even for my tastes, which can get pretty dark. I think you drew some great characters, but game play doesn't even really make sense. I gave you a 2/5 and a 4/10 because the material is the exact reason why uptight parents and politicians blame video games for things like Columbine.

Score: 8

"very good"

submission: Journeys of Reemus

date: May 17, 2008

I liked the bridge level, once you made the timing easier. You got a better vote once you did that. The bat thing was fun, although the timing there was crazy since you could only click on that stalactite half a second after he wakes up. The final level looks like there's more to it, but all i managed to do is distract the guard-slog (slug-dog?) then die of a pencil, OR kill the guard with the spear, but then have nothing with which to pry up that spongerock, and i don't even know what i could do with that.

Score: 3

"interesting"

submission: Twist 2

date: May 9, 2008

the music is alright, although a choice of music would be nice, and i didn't see any. Anyway, this would be more fun as a 2 person game. the concept isn't anything that amazing, and the flashing colours just seem to overstimulate, so I don't give it a great rating.

Score: 5

"s'alright"

submission: Don't Press The Button

date: May 7, 2008

I don't like the hitler comparison. He gets thrown around a lot these days, and that's disrespectful to the Germans and the Jews. Hitler was deranged, addicted to drugs, and incredibly vicious. I do think the concept and the whole thing was a lot of fun though. I would just change the one part about Hitler. Maybe Saddham Hussein, Franco, Stalin, or you could always use the whole 'only gay people press this button' thing, it's kind of wrong to gay people, but also funny for hetero people who are insecure or figure they'll just do it anyway. I liked how there wasn't really anything jumping out at me. So many of the dumber flashes and vids rely on that whole idea to get a good vote. This one was just silly and fun, and that's refreshing in a lot of ways. BTW Pogue Mahone back at you!

Score: 2

"mediocre"

submission: Free Trade

date: May 4, 2008

I am a big fan of these kinds of games, and this is a poor imitation of better games. It's nice to have the linear thing going, but the controls for fighting bandits are sluggish. this game takes up a lot of the screen, which is nice for when in town, but when fighting bandits, makes it just more frustrating when using a touchpad. It feels like a poorer version of the tradewinds or gazillionaire series. Now I'm alright with you coming up with a similar game, but this one needs some more work before it's just that much better.

Score: 0

"another stoner flash"

submission: Bender Alive II

date: May 3, 2008

just another flash where you have to be high to enjoy it. If you just can't make a good flash, don't waste people's time with this repetitive colorful looped crap.

Score: 0

"negative image of women"

submission: Surfer Babe Dress Up

date: April 29, 2008

should be titled dress the anorexic

Score: 7

"nice"

submission: Ng Voicemail #973

date: April 29, 2008

I love NG as sites go, for its style and lack of overzealous censorship, but I have to wonder what is with guys like that? Not doing anything about it just gives those people the freedom to do whatever they want. I'm glad that Stampy played out exactly what he said so that people can see how dumb it really is to crank call places like NG. And indeed, Stampy's rod does feel so good inside my uterus.

Score: 4

"music cred?"

submission: we are the ONE

date: April 28, 2008

Now I know that you're going to site Freddie Mercury and Queen for the use of their song. I mean, nobody could belt it out like Freddie. As a fan, I have to cover their interests, just like when they mutilate a queen song for a cola-ad. Respect the Queen!